Cherry: |
I just love that part in "Livin' on the
Edge" where you sing way up high. Tell me Steven, how does a man get all
loosened up to sing those high notes, hmmm? |
Steve: |
I gargle with vulval nectarine |
Cherry: |
What other interesting things can you
do with your scarf collection, besides tie up the microphone? |
Steve: |
Loin Floss, cat-o'-nine-tails,
lasso. |
Cherry: |
If body parts were detachable, which
parts of me would you take? |
Steve: |
Head... |
Cherry: |
If you wrote a song about me, how would
the lyrics go? |
Steve: |
"Nothing could be sweeter then my honey
when I eat her in the morning..." |
Cherry: |
Steven, If you could take me backstage,
what could you show me? |
Steve: |
The Big 10 Inch. |
Cherry: |
What's the best thing about jerking
off? |
Steve: |
You don't have to look your
best. |
Cherry: |
What's the worst thing about
SEX? |
Steve: |
Picking the hair out of your
teeth. |
Cherry: |
Do you think it's hard to stick to
things? |
Steve: |
It depends on how sticky it
gets. |
Cherry: |
If you and I were musical instruments,
what kind of music would we make together? |
Steve: |
Chamber Music. |
Cherry: |
So, do you think existence precedes
essence, or what? |
Steve: |
Well, it gets much better after
pub-essence. |
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